The Life of the Green Bunny

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Mustard

Okay, so I downloaded the plug-in to post directly from Word, and now I’m finally trying it out. While I’m trying it out, I’d like to say a few words about mustard: I think it is the superior condiment.
When I was a kid, ketchup ruled – it made anything and everything palatable. As I got older, and I started frequenting Fenway Park, I got hooked on Goulden’s Spicy Brown Mustard, because that’s all the hot dogs came with. And then, I found honey mustard.
Oh, boy…
Mustard comes in far more varieties, and is by far more versatile than any other condiment. As you can tell, I’ve spent a great deal of time contemplating this. Nonetheless, it’s time I got back to work…

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

The Weekend Adventures

This past Saturday, Lea & I met up with my brother Mike and his wife Shel for a wicked good time at the Highland Games in Brunswick, Maine. And a wicked good time it was! As expected, there were plenty of burly men in kilts throwing really heavy objects (although we did miss the caber toss), along with Border Collie demonstrations, food (we all skipped the haggis), Scottish wares and, of course, a couple of thousand Scotsmen.
The one thing we weren't expecting was having our ancestry turned upside-down. For years, my family had believed that part of our family was a sept of the MacKenzie Clan. To complicate things, we didn't know how he spelled his last name, which could have been any of the following: Hoag, Hoage, Hog, Hogg, or Hogue. It didn't really matter, because not one variation of that name is a sept of the MacKenzie Clan! There was only one way to get to the bottom of this: find the little bugger's grave.
We knew he was buried in a cemetary in South Portland, so Lea & I hit the road.
To say that the Forest City Cemetary in South Portland is big is like saying that the surface of the sun is hot. My heart sank as we pulled down one of the many roads amongst the graves. Nonetheless, we got out and started wandering.
Oh, and we also didn't know the years that he was alive, so we weren't sure what type of marker to look for, or whether or not we'd even be able to read it. And, after a long and fruitless search, we started walking back towards the truck. Which is when Lea said, "Hey there it is. John Henry Hoage."
So finally, a got to meet my great-great grandfather. And my great-great grandmother, too, as she was buried right beside him. Armed with the correct spelling and the years of birth and death, I hit the internet. And boy, what a difference a little information makes.
I found some records of him, as well as his children and grand children, and, even though I am still unable to tie him back to Scotland, I was pleased to find out that I am a Son of a Union soldier, although I'm still digging to find out in what capacity he served.
On an unrelated note, Lea & I went walking at the Pine State Arboreatum tonight. We saw a mama turkey and a papa turkey and about 8 baby turkeys and, in the same clearing, a mama deer with two babies. It was the most wildlife we've ever seen there at one time!
All right, it's nearing my bedtime. Must make one last google search on Hoage....

Monday, August 08, 2005

Gimpy Kitty

My wife & I spent our Sunday morning at the emergency animal clinic. It seems that one of our 16-year-old kitties thinks that she's, well, not 16 years old. Little Ophelia tried to jump one the baby gates we use to contain the dog and came up hobbling. When she wouldn't come downstairs for her canned food, I knew something was wrong.

After the brief deliberation of "Is it broken?" "Is it dislocated?" "Is it fractured?" or "Is it just a pulled muscle?", we figured that we'd be horrible parents if we didn't have her looked at NOW. So I had to take the injured cat, wrestle her into the cat carrier that she hates, and put her into the car that she really hates and begin the 30-minute drive to Lewiston (with kitty howling all the way).

Fortunately, the wait wasn't too long, and the staff was excellent. They gave her a shot for the pain and to calm her down for x-rays. All in all, after 4 hours and $186.00, it was a soft tissue injury, and they couldn't give her any more pain medication because of her age and her kidneys.

We are thankful that Ohpelia will be okay, and we consider ourselves a little more prepared to enter the realm of parenthood.